Sen Natasha mocks Akpabio with erection apology In a letter laced with biting sarcasm, Senator Akpoti-Uduaghan offered profuse apology to Senate President Godswill Akpabio over the “grievous crime” of maintaining dignity and self-respect in the presence of the Senate President. The letter read in part: “Dear Distinguished Senate President Godswill Akpabio, It is with the deepest sarcasm and utmost theatrical regret that I tender this apology for the grievous crime of possessing dignity and self-respect in your most exalted presence…” She continued, mocking what she implied were unwritten expectations of compliance, adding: “How remiss of...